I’ve been found out. . .

Well, I guess I can’t hide it any more. Someone over at the atari forums has decided that I am, in reality, Derek Smart; or at the very least, “one of his poor little minions” (direct quote). Oh the pain, the pain of it all! Whatever shall I do? How can I go on with my secret experiments on the minds of gamers with clever detectives like him around.

How it happened:

(After a musical chase scene in which I bumbled into an improbable trap that seems to defy physics.)

AR81: “After I realized that the glowing footprints were made with phosphorescent paint, I knew the mysterious ghost captain, Second Chance, was really. . .”

(Pulls of my rubber mask to reveal my identity)

Everyone gasps: . . . Derek Smart!

Me: And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and that dog!

AR81: Take him away, sheriff.

Someone else: Hey, wait a minute. That’s a mask too! That means the mysterious ghost captain is really. . .

(Pulls off rubber Derek Smart mask to reveal. . .)

Everyone gasps: . . . Who the heck is that guy? He wasn’t even in the show!

Someone else: Hold on!

(Pulls of another rubber mask with nothing underneath)

Someone else: That means that Second Chance really is a. . .

Everyone gasps: . . . a ghost!

Aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Boo!

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